(via 0rthodontics)
you cannot, in human experience, rush into the light. you have to go through the twilight into the broadening day before the noon comes and the full sun is upon the landscape.
• ask me anything
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• ask me anything
• Submit rubber legs
A teenage boy logs on to facebook to update his status. “Women, you don’t need to please a man to feel good about yourself. You are all beautiful, no matter what.”
Suddenly, a ray of light beams down upon him. A chorus of angels sings as Mary Wollstonecraft descends from heaven.
“Thank you, son,” she says. “You’ve done it. Sexism is over.”
(via oracleofrage)
yes i know being a pseudo-intellectual that criticizes liberals is the new rebellious thing to be but please do it properly or don’t bother at all
two scientists walk into a bar
the first one says, “ill have a martini”
because who the fuck says “h20” when asking for water and anyway who asks for water in a bat fuck it this scientist is getting a martini
(Source: 0rthodontics)
You know what Barack Obama was before he was president?
A community organizer
Community
Commune
Communism
SAY NO TO COMMUNISM. RON PAUL 2012
(Source: huberthumphreydeathrally)
“do premed, i’ll be proud” “do computer science, then i’ll be happy” “you’re taking the easy way out” “you do well in math only because you’re naturally good at it” “you’re only doing computer science because you like it” “premed majors are a dime a dozen, you aren’t competitive enough” “don’t do premed” “why don’t you do premed” “eva’s daughter goes to yale” “you’re going to fail math” “you shouldn’t have done math, it’s always been too hard for you” “what about computer science”
“is it too late to change”
yes thank you mother i definitely see why i should value your input
Anonymous asked: i like yo default
holy fuck who is that they’re half as ugly as megan fox jesus christ my eyes please kill it (hello steph log me out or i will hurt you)
iPhone Oil Paintings by JK Keller
Creative Tumblr blog of the day - animated gifs of arranged smudges on device touchscreen, reacting beautifully to the light.
[Note - these GIFs are not mine]
Picture of Libyans appalled by the attacks against the consulate
Benghazi is against terrorism | Libya
